The collegiate cougars part two

Having been given the assignment to report by the resident screenwriter of this dorm, i shall hereby do so. Upon moving in, the thought never occured to either Josh or me that the euphoria that accompanied complete freedom, unlimited funds (okay thats a lie), and newfound friends could ever be spoiled by anything short of nuclear war. But that was about to change for the worse. Classes intervened. Texbooks were purchased. Mothers were absent at mealtime. Jobs were attained. Monetary funds dwindled. Class assignments flooded in to displace free time. You would think this was school or something...